I have a lot to say, and lately, very little time with which to say it. So, in lieu of a typical post, I give you my
Top 5 things to 'not get me started on':
1.) People who think every spider they see is a brown recluse. It's not, and you're stupid.
2.) People who don't know the difference between to, too and two. Were you absent during your entire 5th grade English class?
3.) Rock bands who continue to tour (and wear leather pants and makeup) well into their 60's. Ew.
4.) People who think that gold is a logical investment and will come in handy during some sort of apocalyptic situation. Yeah, good luck lugging around a bag of gold bars and trying to trade them for food, guns and medical supplies once the planet has been nuked.
5.) People who can afford cigarettes, alcohol and pot, but who are on food stamps. I can't even comment on this for fear my head will actually explode. Do NOT get me started.
That is all.
